Don't go home- she knows. | Duck! | Go on- give her one more call. | Avoid stairs this week. | ||
It's not a heat rash. Use a condom next time. | Skip the drop. Cops are watching. | No, that paper is due NEXT class. I swear. | You owe it to yourself, girl. Take that black guy home. | ||
WANTED: A '97 Civic with no brake lights, a leaky roof and a clutch that will burn out within a month. |
Don't breathe here- the bugs will get in and eat your soul. |
I am the keymaster. Are you the gatekeeper? |
No, she won't look better after three more beers. You'll just care less. |
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